{"product_id":"funny-carnivorous-plant-sticker-do-not-feed-the-anxiety-vinyl-decal","title":"Funny Carnivorous Plant Sticker: \"Do Not Feed the Anxiety\" Vinyl Decal","description":"🌸 Meet your new emotional support plant (that definitely bites).\n\nThis funny carnivorous plant sticker features a cracked flowerpot with bold warning labels: “Do Not Feed the Anxiety” and “This is Fine.” Equal parts cute, creepy, and painfully relatable—it’s the perfect little monster for your water bottle, laptop, or journal.\n\n✨ Details You’ll Love:\n\nDurable Vinyl: Waterproof, weatherproof, and meltdown-proof.\n\nBold + Bright: Saturated colors and cheeky cartoon chaos.\n\nMood: “My coping mechanism is decorative, thanks.”\n\n🎁 Perfect For: Mental health warriors, sticker collectors, plant lovers, and anyone who knows anxiety is best left unfed.\n\nStick it somewhere visible and let everyone know: this is fine… probably.","brand":"Chronic Meltdown Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54370091991404,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1015\/9053\/2460\/files\/ae843029-il_fullxfull.7189535590_6j0e.jpg?v=1789403342","url":"https:\/\/chronicmeltdownclub.com\/products\/funny-carnivorous-plant-sticker-do-not-feed-the-anxiety-vinyl-decal","provider":"Chronic Meltdown Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}