{"product_id":"funny-possum-mermaid-sticker-alt-ocean-pin-up-vinyl-decal","title":"Funny Possum Mermaid Sticker: Alt Ocean Pin-Up Vinyl Decal","description":"🐚 Life’s better under the sea… especially if you’re a half-trash, half-babe hybrid with a seashell bra and deadpan stare.\nThis Possum Mermaid is swimming straight out of your weirdest dreams and directly into your sticker collection. Equal parts nautical nonsense and flirty chaos, she’s perfect for folks who prefer their sea creatures with a side of garbage fire energy.\n\nUse this majestic mess on:\nWater bottles\nLaptops\nSketchbooks\nPirate ship dashboards\nEmotional support coolers\n\n🎨 Details:\nSize: approx. 3\"\n\nKill-Cut vinyl, durable and waterproof\n\nOriginal design with a vintage tattoo flash twist\n\nRocking red scallop shells, green ombré scales, and that possum “don’t mess with me” smirk\n\nWill not sing but might steal your snacks\n\n🌊 Great gift for marine misfits, cryptid collectors, sticker hoarders, or anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly being a deep-sea disaster.","brand":"Chronic Meltdown Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54370092286316,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1015\/9053\/2460\/files\/459c8a35-il_fullxfull.7086091846_eems.jpg?v=1789403343","url":"https:\/\/chronicmeltdownclub.com\/products\/funny-possum-mermaid-sticker-alt-ocean-pin-up-vinyl-decal","provider":"Chronic Meltdown Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}