Terms of service

Terms of Service

Last updated: October 5, 2026

Overview

Welcome to Chronic Meltdown Club! The terms “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to Chronic Meltdown Club.

We operate this store and website, including its information, content, features, tools, products, and services (the “Services”). Our store is powered by Shopify.

These Terms of Service, together with the policies referenced here, describe your rights and responsibilities when using our Services. Please read them carefully, including the provisions concerning warranties and limitations of liability.

By visiting, interacting with, or using our Services, you agree to these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, you should not access or use our Services.

Section 1 – Access and Accounts

By agreeing to these Terms, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence and that you consent to any minor dependents using the Services on devices you own, purchase, or manage.

You may be asked to provide information such as your email address, billing address, payment details, and shipping address. You represent that the information you provide is accurate, current, and complete, and that you have the right to provide it.

You are responsible for protecting your account credentials and for activity conducted through your account. You may not transfer, sell, assign, or license your account to another person.

Section 2 – Our Products

We make every effort to accurately display and describe our products. However, colors and product appearance may vary depending on your device, screen settings, and configuration.

We do not warrant that the appearance or quality of products or services will meet your expectations or appear exactly as displayed on your screen.

Product descriptions may change without notice. We reserve the right to discontinue products or limit quantities offered to any person, geographic region, or jurisdiction on a case-by-case basis.

Section 3 – Orders

Placing an order constitutes an offer to purchase. We reserve the right to accept or decline an order at our discretion. An order is not accepted until Chronic Meltdown Club confirms acceptance, and payment must be received and processed before acceptance.

Please review your order carefully before submitting it. We may be unable to accommodate cancellation requests after an order has been accepted.

If we decline, modify, or cancel an order, we will attempt to notify you using the email address, billing address, or phone number supplied with your order.

Returns and exchanges are governed by our Return and Refund Policy.

You represent that your purchases are for personal or household use and not for commercial resale or export.

Section 4 – Prices and Billing

Prices, discounts, and promotions may change without notice. The price charged for your order will be the price in effect when the order is placed, as reflected in your order confirmation.

Unless otherwise stated, displayed prices exclude taxes, shipping, handling, customs duties, and import charges.

Prices may differ between our website, other online stores, and physical sales locations. Promotions may have separate terms. If promotional terms conflict with these Terms, the promotional terms govern that promotion.

You agree to provide accurate, complete, and current purchase, payment, and account information and to update it when necessary.

You represent that:

  • Your payment information is accurate and complete.

  • You are authorized to use the payment method supplied.

  • Charges will be honored by your payment provider.

  • You will pay the agreed purchase price, applicable shipping and handling charges, and taxes.

Section 5 – Shipping and Delivery

Shipping information is available in our Shipping Policy.

Delivery times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We are not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers, customs processing, or events outside our control.

Once products are transferred to the carrier, title and risk of loss pass to you.

Section 6 – Intellectual Property

The Services, including trademarks, branding, text, displays, images, graphics, product reviews, video, audio, and their design and arrangement, belong to Chronic Meltdown Club, its affiliates, or its licensors and are protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may use the Services for personal, non-commercial purposes only. Without prior written permission, you may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, publicly display, perform, republish, download, store, or transmit materials from the Services.

Nothing in these Terms grants you a license or other rights to intellectual property belonging to Chronic Meltdown Club, Shopify, or another party, except as expressly stated.

Chronic Meltdown Club’s names, logos, product names, designs, and slogans may not be used without prior written permission. Shopify’s trademarks and other third-party trademarks belong to their respective owners.

All rights not expressly granted are reserved.

Section 7 – Optional Tools

Our Services may provide access to third-party tools that we do not monitor or control.

These tools are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties, representations, conditions, or endorsement. We assume no liability arising from your use of optional third-party tools.

You use these tools at your own risk and should review and accept the relevant provider’s terms before using them.

New features, tools, or resources added to our Services will also be subject to these Terms.

Section 8 – Third-Party Links

Our Services may contain third-party content, links, or embedded functionality. We are not responsible for reviewing or guaranteeing the accuracy of third-party materials or websites.

Accessing third-party websites is at your own risk. We are not liable for harm or damages associated with your use of those websites or purchases made through them.

Please review third-party policies and terms before completing a transaction. Questions or complaints about third-party products or services should be directed to the relevant provider.

Section 9 – Relationship With Shopify

Chronic Meltdown Club is powered by Shopify, which enables us to provide the Services to you. However, any sales and purchases you make in our Store are made directly with Chronic Meltdown Club.

By using the Services, you acknowledge and agree that Shopify is not responsible for any aspect of any sales between you and Chronic Meltdown Club, including any injury, damage, or loss resulting from purchased products and services.

You hereby expressly release Shopify and its affiliates from all claims, damages, and liabilities arising from or related to your purchases and transactions with Chronic Meltdown Club.

Section 10 – Privacy

Personal information collected through our Services is subject to our Privacy Policy.

Certain personal information may also be subject to the Shopify Consumer Privacy Policy.

Shopify collects and processes information about your access to and use of our Services to provide and improve those Services. Information submitted through our store may be shared with Shopify and service providers located in countries other than your own.

By using the Services, you acknowledge that you have read these privacy policies.

Section 11 – Feedback and Reviews

If you submit ideas, suggestions, feedback, reviews, proposals, plans, or other content (“Feedback”), you grant us a perpetual, worldwide, sublicensable, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, distribute, and display that Feedback in any medium, including for commercial purposes.

We may use Feedback to operate, evaluate, improve, and promote our Services and to fulfill our obligations under these Terms.

You represent that:

  • You own or have the necessary rights to your Feedback.

  • You have disclosed any compensation or incentives received for submitting it.

  • Your Feedback complies with these Terms.

We are not obligated to keep Feedback confidential, compensate you, or respond.

We may review, edit, or remove Feedback that we determine violates applicable law, another party’s rights, or these Terms.

Your Feedback must not violate intellectual property, privacy, or other rights; contain unlawful, abusive, defamatory, or obscene material; or include malware.

You may not use a false email address, impersonate someone else, or misrepresent the source of your Feedback. You are responsible for your submissions and their accuracy. We assume no responsibility or liability for Feedback posted by you or third parties.

Section 12 – Errors, Inaccuracies, and Omissions

Our Services may occasionally contain errors or omissions concerning product descriptions, pricing, promotions, shipping charges, delivery estimates, or availability.

We reserve the right to correct errors, update information, or cancel orders when information is inaccurate, including after an order has been submitted, without prior notice.

Section 13 – Prohibited Uses

You may use our Services only for lawful purposes.

You may not:

  • Use the Services for unlawful or malicious purposes.

  • Violate applicable laws, regulations, or ordinances.

  • Infringe our intellectual property rights or those of others.

  • Harass, abuse, threaten, defame, intimidate, or harm another person.

  • Transmit false or misleading information.

  • Send, receive, upload, download, or reuse material that violates these Terms.

  • Send spam, unsolicited advertising, chain letters, or similar solicitations.

  • Impersonate another person or organization.

  • Engage in conduct that interferes with others’ use of the Services or exposes Chronic Meltdown Club, Shopify, or users to harm or liability.

  • Upload viruses, malware, or other harmful code.

  • Reproduce, extract, sell, resell, or exploit any portion of the Services.

  • Collect or track others’ personal information.

  • Engage in phishing, pharming, pretexting, or similar deceptive activity.

  • Use robots, spiders, scraping tools, data-extraction tools, automated devices, AI tools, or automated or manual means to access the Services in violation of these Terms.

  • Interfere with or bypass security features, authorization controls, robot exclusion headers, or other access restrictions.

We reserve the right to suspend, disable, or terminate your account without notice if we determine that you have violated these Terms.

Section 14 – Automated Agents

14.1 These Agent Terms apply when you use, enable, permit, or deploy an automated agent to access or interact with our Services. An “Agent” is software or a service that takes autonomous or semi-autonomous action on behalf of a person or organization without direct supervision.

14.2 An Agent may access or interact with our Services only while identifying itself and complying with Section 14.4. An Agent must stop accessing or interacting with the Services if we request that it do so.

14.3 We may use technical or other measures to limit whether and how Agents access our Services.

14.4 Agents must:

  • Identify themselves in all HTTP/HTTPS requests by including Agent/[agent name] in their user-agent string, replacing [agent name] with the Agent’s actual name.

  • Not conceal that interactions originate from an Agent, including by mimicking human behavior or completing or circumventing CAPTCHAs or other human-verification measures.

  • Answer truthfully when asked whether an interaction comes from a human or computer.

  • Not bypass measures intended to block, limit, or control Agent access or activity.

Section 15 – Termination

We may terminate this agreement or your access to all or part of the Services at our discretion, at any time and without notice. You remain responsible for amounts owed through the termination date.

Provisions that should reasonably survive termination will remain in effect, including those concerning intellectual property, Feedback, privacy, warranties, liability, indemnification, severability, waiver, assignment, and governing law.

Section 16 – Disclaimer of Warranties

Information provided through our Services is for general informational purposes. We do not warrant its accuracy, completeness, or usefulness. Reliance on that information is at your own risk.

EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED BY CHRONIC MELTDOWN CLUB, THE SERVICES AND PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITHOUT EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, MERCHANTABLE QUALITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, DURABILITY, TITLE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.

WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THAT THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE.

SOME JURISDICTIONS LIMIT OR PROHIBIT CERTAIN WARRANTY DISCLAIMERS. WHERE THOSE LIMITATIONS APPLY, SOME OF THESE DISCLAIMERS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

Section 17 – Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, CHRONIC MELTDOWN CLUB, ITS PARTNERS, DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS, AND LICENSORS, AND SHOPIFY AND ITS AFFILIATES, WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY, LOSS, CLAIM, OR DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES OR PRODUCTS PURCHASED THROUGH THEM.

THIS INCLUDES LOST PROFITS, REVENUE, SAVINGS, DATA, REPLACEMENT COSTS, AND SIMILAR DAMAGES, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY, OR ANOTHER THEORY, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY.

THIS LIMITATION ALSO APPLIES TO CLAIMS ARISING FROM ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN CONTENT OR FROM CONTENT OR PRODUCTS MADE AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SERVICES, SUBJECT TO APPLICABLE LAW.

Section 18 – Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Chronic Meltdown Club, Shopify, and the relevant affiliates, partners, officers, directors, employees, agents, contractors, licensors, and service providers from third-party claims, liabilities, losses, damages, and reasonable attorneys’ fees arising from:

  • Your breach of these Terms or incorporated policies.

  • Your violation of applicable law or another party’s rights.

  • Your access to or use of the Services.

We will notify you of a claim subject to indemnification. Failure to provide notice does not relieve your obligations unless you are materially prejudiced.

We may control the defense and settlement of the claim at your expense, including selecting counsel. We will not agree to a settlement requiring non-monetary obligations from you without your consent, which may not be unreasonably withheld.

You agree to cooperate with the defense, including providing relevant documents.

Section 19 – Severability

If a provision of these Terms is found unlawful, void, or unenforceable, it will be enforced to the extent permitted by law.

The unenforceable portion will be severed without affecting the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.

Section 20 – Waiver and Entire Agreement

Our failure to enforce a right or provision does not waive that right or provision.

These Terms and the policies or operating rules posted through our Services constitute the entire agreement governing your use of the Services and replace prior agreements, communications, or proposals concerning that use.

Ambiguities in these Terms will not be interpreted against a party solely because that party drafted them.

Section 21 – Assignment

You may not delegate, transfer, or assign your rights or obligations under these Terms without our prior written consent. Any attempted assignment without that consent is void.

We may transfer, assign, or delegate these Terms and our rights or obligations without your consent or prior notice.

Section 22 – Governing Law

These Terms of Service and any separate agreements under which we provide Services will be governed by and construed in accordance with the applicable laws in the jurisdiction where Chronic Meltdown Club is headquartered, in Tennessee, United States.

You and Chronic Meltdown Club consent to venue and personal jurisdiction in the applicable state or federal courts in that jurisdiction.

Section 23 – Headings

Section headings are provided for convenience and do not limit or otherwise affect these Terms.

Section 24 – Changes to These Terms

The current version of our Terms of Service is available on this page.

We may update, change, or replace these Terms by publishing a revised version on our website. It is your responsibility to review them periodically.

We will provide notice of material changes as required by applicable law. Changes will take effect on the date specified in the notice.

Continued use of the Services after changes take effect constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

Section 25 – Contact Information

Questions about these Terms of Service should be sent to chronicmeltdownclub@gmail.com.

Chronic Meltdown Club
PO Box 6
Telford, TN 37690
United States

Email: chronicmeltdownclub@gmail.com
Website: chronicmeltdownclub.com